The Eleven Rules For A Successful Career (Life)

Not Written By Whom They Are Attributed To, They Still Make Sense
 
There is an e-mail going around the internet, forwarded by well-meaning friends, that claims to be a commencement speech given recently by Bill Gates to a High School class. The class is not identified and a check with Snopes.com and TruthorFiction.com disclose that the revered Mr. Gates is not the author of the article/speech/commencement address. No one knows who authored the piece, but it still rings loud and clear as good advice to late teens (and anyone else who have yet to hear the sound of reality). Rule 3 gives some indication that this piece was written before the modern era of everyone carrying a cell phone.
 
The supposed Gates speech lays out eleven rules of a successful career, or life.
  • Rule 1 – Life is not fair – get used to it
  • Rule 2 – The world doesn’t care about your self esteem. The world expects you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself
  • Rule 3 – You will not make $60k per year right out of High School. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both
  • Rule 4 – If you think your teachers are tough, wait until you get a boss
  • Rule 5 – Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger-flipping, they called it opportunity.
  • Rule 6 – If you mess up, it’s not your parents fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them
  • Rule 7 – Before you were born, your parents weren’t quite as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listen to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So, before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room
  • Rule 8 – Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. That doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to anything in real life
  • Rule 9 - Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time
  • Rule 10 – Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs
  • Rule 11 – Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
 Probably, if these rules were posted in every High School locker room and on every bulletin board, we would graduate a generation of kids better prepared for business and for life in general. In thinking about these rules it can be seen that they could also apply to a lot of life in the workplace. It’s hard to remember that one should be happy just having a job and an opportunity to work every day. Bosses are often railed against when they push their people to work a little harder and a lot better. Those complaining people don’t realize that the more money they make for the company, the more money the company can afford to pay them.